hotel room ftw
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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