Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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