they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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