the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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