been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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