you're like a bully in the Christmas story
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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