But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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