you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
