Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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