I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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