Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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