he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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