i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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