I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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