just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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