People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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