But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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