Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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