I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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