? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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