And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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