what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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