in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There's always time for handjobs
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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