You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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