yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My bed smells like the plague
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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