dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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