Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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