I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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