what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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