Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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