I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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