May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i out mim tonsoeep
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