It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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