Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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