Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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