I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
