But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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