I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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