I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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