What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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