...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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