Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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