Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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