ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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