Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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