they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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