Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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