so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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