Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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