If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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