Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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