I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
my poor anus
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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