that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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