: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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