Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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