yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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