As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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